Surprisingly in south carolina, every prius driver drives like a maniac. Decades later, the most quotable quotes about toyota, the prius brand, and car dealership. Yes, theres idiots all over the place but i encounter so many prius drivers that do the dumbest shit i dont get the correlation between the worst of the worst drivers and their desire to drive a prius. In the pursuit of mileage, they have tried their level best to keep weight down.
They got out and measured their rig, which was 12 feet 4 inches tall. The best humor is more personal, such as hearing trucker jokes to help liven up the trip. In the meantime, heres some amusing truck memes to get you through the rest of your day. Some prius drivers drive slow, some drive really fast. One up side to the prius driver, when i am on my motorcycle at least i know to pay very very close attention when i see one in sight. Why are people so uberrude about our longterm prius plugin.
Husbandwife team drivers for conway xpo truckload, andrea and jai steward, invite you to come along for the ride. Jul 15, 2007 oh, so pious, prius drivers smugness drifts over the warming earth is that a bad thing. This idea first settled into my head about a year and a half ago. Sep 21, 2007 some prius drivers drive slow, some drive really fast. I find this amusing, and actually a bit sad how shallow people are. Need a funny or attempting to be oneliner to tell your driving buddies. It is harder to get used to the lifestyle of a trucker. Free returns 100% money back guarantee fast shipping. I read a lot of posts about people being abused for their choice of vehicle. Also, check out our hybrid and other car jokes categories.
So many people have so much hate for them and i believe it elicits the strongest emotional response to any vehicle ever made. Jul 24, 2017 1946 chevy pickup truck is worlds oldest prius hybrid. Right as the truck driver is starting to get in good with her, his company sends him on a week long job, but before he leaves he brings sara 7 apples. Prius owner vs pickup truck owner, shame the prius owner doesnt realise that her own car is one of the most pollution causing cars in the world, the minerals for the batteries mined in canada. He asked the driver to stop, but the driver said, if you have to go so bad, stick your ass out the window and poo. Someone who drives slowly, gets in your way, and is afraid to make turns at intersections. So why does the toyota prius have such a bad reputation and seems to be hated by so many people. Make a statement with tons unique designs or create your own custom bumper sticker with text and images.
Tell these to your spouse, your fellow team driver, or your dog. Thinking that perhaps he had blown a tire, he steered the rig onto the shoulder and walked back to check his tires. Trucker jokes two good ole boys from the south were driving a truck through the back roads of west virginia when they came to an overpass with a sign which read, clearance. This channel is about more than trucking although driving a big truck is a. The no category i drive my prius to the shooting range, there is. Google images 31 i think its safe to say almost everyone despises prius drivers.
He proceeded to close the garage doors and windows and then start the car while sitting in the drivers seat. Also known as the douchebuggy, the prius is the batmobile for douches, dumbasses, and bad drivers. Every person behind the wheel of a priusdouchebuggy is either a a douche b a bad driver c an idiot with no common sense d all of the above many prius drivers think they are better than everyone else for driving one, however, they are like a giant i am a douche sign one drives everywhere. As some of you know i leased a prius, i love the car, best car i ever owned. A doctor and a truck driver are both in love with a very beautiful woman named sara and the competition is fierce. Whenever he saw a lawyer walking down the side of the road he would swerve to hit him. The uberunfunny jokes havent been helped by my decision to stick a mobile. If i had a nickle for every idiot prius driver that i encountered on the interstates of this country, id have a 53 footer full of nickles. See more ideas about jokes, car humor and truck memes. So here are a few clean trucking jokes to help you keep moving. The policeman told him to get out of the truck, and noticed that the driver appeared to be putting something in his.
Suddenly, a bugatti driver pulls up next to the prius and offers to tow the hybrid to the. Many prius drivers think they are better than everyone else for driving one. The only time a prius driver should use engine brake mode is when traveling down a steep incline, such as down a mountain, and there is a risk of the brakes overheating and failing. As residents of california, a democratic state, the toyota prius was even more popular.
When a prius owner confronts a pickup driver youtube. Aug 01, 2002 truck driver humor sent by pat miller, august 1, 2002. I have zero experience and drive a prius lol go ahead get your jokes in. Winters also said he has an advantage because the prius relatively small. If a prius is going slow in front of you, maybe you should be grateful that theyre saving you money by making you drive in a more fuel efficient way. I thought it might be useful to catalog some snappy comebacks, or enlightened remarks you have made that have made the detractors feel foolish. The trucker lowers the window, and she says, hi, my name is heather, and you are losing some of your load. She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door. Trucking jokes to keep you moving tetra capital blog. You can starting developing some good truck driver. A prius is most often seen doing 40 in the carpool lane with an obese neckbeard at the wheel, a 24pack of pbr in the truck, and an antibush sticker on the trunk lid. Every free loving hippie in san francisco owned one if they had enough money.
My goal this year is to buy a prius so i can be the antiprius driver. Trucking memes and jokes that will make you laugh your head off posted in category. See more ideas about jokes, car humor and car jokes. Why prius owners drive like that houston chronicle. Among the recalled cars is toyotas superefficient hybrid, the prius. There is a broken toyota prius on the side of an american highway. Im most happy, though, when i look in the rearview and see another prius. Jul 04, 2016 as some of you know i leased a prius, i love the car, best car i ever owned. Nov 08, 2011 prius owner vs pickup truck owner, shame the prius owner doesnt realise that her own car is one of the most pollution causing cars in the world, the minerals for the batteries mined in canada. When the first toyota prius was introduced to the world back in 2000, the green car phenomenon caught on like wild fire.
What makes the prius one of the most hated cars ever produced. Trucker, lawyer, and a priest trucker would amuse himself by running over lawyers. Sep 28, 2017 trucking memes and jokes that will make you laugh your head off posted in category. Jump to navigation 9 as a trucker stops for a red light, a blonde catches up. I got into an argument with the driver of a hummer. I am a prius driver, and i understand the angst coming from everyone else.
He asked the driver to stop, but the driver said, if you have. Yes, theres idiots all over the place but i encounter so many prius drivers that do the dumbest shit i dont get the correlation between the. Funny trucking memes and diesel semi truck driver jokes. One of the bikes tires goes flat and they start hitching a lift back into town. Trucker jokes funny truck drivers jokes trucker humor. The caption added explains that the driver has honked to a prius and the eco. A truck driver was tooling down the highway one afternoon and heard a pop.
Aug 30, 2019 it is harder to get used to the lifestyle of a trucker. The best toyota prius jokes, funny tweets, and memes. Im just wondering if its hard to catch on once you get into school and get behind the wheel. High quality printing on durable, weather resistant vinyl. This mode is very rarely necessary, and it is possible you will never use it the whole time youre a toyota prius driver. Trucking industry, trucks by jurica magoci september 28, 2017 8 min comments as we all know the trucking industry is a very serious and important industry. Thank a truck driver respect for the wife of a trucker only a trucker and his wife can understand this. That has led to some really shoddy build quality in certain parts of the interior. Toyota is recalling over 500,000 cars due to faulty parts that could cause drivers to lose control of the steering wheel.
The prius has been added to the list of toyota vehicles with faulty gas pedals that make the car speed out of control. A truck driver was pulled over by the traffic police. Its all the nuiances of the job that is hard to learn. Snappy comebacks to stupid prius remarks priuschat.
Please practice handwashing and social distancing, and check out our resources for adapting to these times. The largest collection of car oneline jokes in the world. Have a trucker joke you want to share with your fellow truck drivers. The hard part is learning the lifestyle of the trucker, managing ur clock, navigating around cities you have never been too. A trucker helped him and said hed drop him off to the nearest city, but he wont stop anywhere in the between. I have owned it four years and driven over 115,000 miles trouble free. Aug 21, 2016 things only prius drivers know we arent bad drivers. Weekly truck driver jokes, memes, swift trucking jokes and more. Search in the largest collection of one liners and puns. The second one drank the trucker s coffee, and the third wolfed down his apple pie.
Things only prius drivers know we arent bad drivers. The problem with driving our longterm toyota prius phv is that you have to endure endless taxirelated jokes. Oh, so pious, prius drivers smugness drifts over the. Suddenly, a bugatti driver pulls up next to the prius and offers to tow the hybrid to the nearest repair shop. Truck driver humor sent by pat miller, august 1, 2002. Collection of funny driving quotes and car memes car puns, car guy memes, car.
I have owned many cars in my 42 years, but the prius is the most disliked car i have ever owned. Every person behind the wheel of a prius douchebuggy is either a a douche b a bad driver c an idiot with no common sense d all of the above many prius drivers think they are better than everyone else for driving one, however, they are like a giant i am a douche sign one drives everywhere. A friendly trucker stops to see if he can help and the mexicans ask him for. Oh, so pious, prius drivers smugness drifts over the warming earth is that a bad thing. View gallery 1946 chevy pickup truck is worlds oldest prius hybrid. Best trucker jokes truck driver jokes and humor jokesfest. They also agree on that the prius driver will flash his high beams when hell want to slow. Feb 25, 2016 husbandwife team drivers for conway xpo truckload, andrea and jai steward, invite you to come along for the ride. It actually tries to run you off the road so youll take public transportation. When u get lost, trying to find a way out that doesnt turn ur truck into a convertable or put it over a 10ton weight limit bridge, etc etc.
The prius earned a fivestar rating from the national highway traffic safety administration and a 2018 top. No time to explain get in the truck funny meme picture. Prius drivers are the absolute worst drivers in the world. Prius owner vs pickup truck owner, shame the prius owner doesnt realise that her own car is one of the most pollution causing cars in the world. The caption added explains that the driver has honked to a prius and the eco vehicle got really scared.